This is so amazing. The same thing happened to me, sort of.

I come from a long and prosperous line of one legged garden gnomes. It may seem strange that we have a long line, as we often fall to one side or the other when trying to procreate.

Many years ago I went also to Zimbabwa with my uncle, the prime gnome of all gardens. We chose to go to Zimbabwa because there was no more room in Nigeria because of all the people there that had recently found $56,000,000 each.

While in Zimbabwa my uncle and I attended a garden gnome convention and had a great time. We went to conferences on garden tools, wheelbarrows, and saw a sod farm. I even managed to fall off a garden gnome or two. As we hopped through your beautifull country we dug small holes and deposited our vast gnome fortune in over fifty two hand dug mounds, or as we call them, gnome domes.

My uncle met with missfortune one sad night as he was thought to be a statuesuqe spitoon and was caught by a huge flying lugei that caught him up side the head. The great stickiness of the situation was so tramatic that he froze solid on the spot and could not move. You may have seen him. He is in your capital city near the intersection of Water Buffalo Street and Ninth Ave, He is right behind the side entrance to Pete's Bar.If you look closely you can still see the huge spittle slab caked to his head.

I am the sole owner of the map to all the gnome domes. Each dome has at least $4,000,000. This can be proven by just looking at the hump on my back from carring around all those $4,000,000 bundles of money.

It is in deep reverence that I approach you, at a slow hop, with my simple plan. Give me all the information on the banks that you do bussiness with. Be sure and include routing codes and passwords. Then sent to me and wait. It may be a while, for afterall, I am still just a one legged garden gnome and can only hop along at a slow pace.

I am willing to share with you 120 % of all the money in the gnome domes. With the money left over I will be able to have my stiffie gnome uncle brought back to one leggedness.

You can be sure that I am on the up and up because I am the only one from this county that claims to be the holder of the gnome dome map. No one else has claimed to have such a map or even know about it.

Please keep this a secret> We do not want those racsals in Nigeria hearing about this great idea.

Billy the one legged garden gnome-thank you very much